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by Window Licker » Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:13 pm
Tonight I got arrested for drunk driving. Opted for a urine sample back at the station.
Just as they were about to test it I grabbed the fucker and legged it out the Police station.
There's now a waarant out for my arrest for..
...taking the piss.
Just as they were about to test it I grabbed the fucker and legged it out the Police station.
There's now a waarant out for my arrest for..
...taking the piss.
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by Obnoxio The Clown » Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:24 pm
Doesn't this belong in the shit bin?
MMF wrote:Please take this 'fuck off' with a complimentary 'cunt' as a token of my gratitude.
johnny5 wrote:I think I saw her in a fake fisting movie a few weeks ago. I just knew you couldn't get a hand THAT far up
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by Window Licker » Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:34 pm
Obnoxio The Clown wrote:Doesn't this belong in the shit bin?
What, this or that? I was tempted to shitbin it, so feel free. There wasn't a "shit"joke thread y'see.
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by Window Licker » Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:10 am
deadb0y wrote:With fucking bollocks jokes like that you really do need help. We could all post the SMS jokes we get on here, we just don't because....
The Police are searching for a good-looking mother fucker and retard. They got me already so..
..grab yer crayons and run like fuck.
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by Obnoxio The Clown » Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:51 pm
OK, I can take a hint.
MMF wrote:Please take this 'fuck off' with a complimentary 'cunt' as a token of my gratitude.
johnny5 wrote:I think I saw her in a fake fisting movie a few weeks ago. I just knew you couldn't get a hand THAT far up
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by Window Licker » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:38 am
Shitbin's one thing but to be face palmed? 
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by Window Licker » Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:00 pm
How do Welsh men find sheep in long grass?
Fucking irresistible.
Fucking irresistible.
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Re: Help
by Window Licker » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:17 pm
Shamelessly lifted from PH,
Katie Price went to the Aston Martin dealership to get a new car..
Excuse me Mr Aston Martin man, can you customise my car for my son Harvey?
Yes Ms Price, what flavour would you like the windows to be?
Katie Price went to the Aston Martin dealership to get a new car..
Excuse me Mr Aston Martin man, can you customise my car for my son Harvey?
Yes Ms Price, what flavour would you like the windows to be?
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Re: Help
by Fatha » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:56 pm
Maddonna has said that she was saddened to learn of Peter Andre and Jordan's Split.......
She also want's first refusal on the Blind Spade if neither of them want it...
She also want's first refusal on the Blind Spade if neither of them want it...
Holy shit sauce!
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Re: Help
by Window Licker » Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:12 pm
Is it to early to tell jokes about Haiti yet or should I let the dust settle?
Three men on holiday talking about how often they fuck the wives. After much ego building they agree to a challenge; Who can make love to their wife the most often in one night? They agree a code to give the results in the morning - order the same number of rounds of toast at breakfast in the morning as the number of times they had sex.
1st man says loudly at breakfast "waiter, three rounds of toast please!"
2nd man says "Waiter, FOUR rounds of toast please"
3rd man says "Waiter, Six rounds of toast please, and make two of them brown!"
Three men on holiday talking about how often they fuck the wives. After much ego building they agree to a challenge; Who can make love to their wife the most often in one night? They agree a code to give the results in the morning - order the same number of rounds of toast at breakfast in the morning as the number of times they had sex.
1st man says loudly at breakfast "waiter, three rounds of toast please!"
2nd man says "Waiter, FOUR rounds of toast please"
3rd man says "Waiter, Six rounds of toast please, and make two of them brown!"
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