Fuck my luck

[Window Licker]

Y'know that advert that shows kids going "In a few years I'll be invited to parties and be offered stuff".. "In a few years I'll be coerced into taking things that I don't understand..".. In a few years I'll be asked to make decisions about blah blah blah.



Fuck me, never happened when I was a lad. Or if it did no cunt told me. Didn't get offered drugs, drink, sex, fuck all really. Every time I see that advert I think "you, lucky, lucky bastards"

Life really is a cunt. .

all I've got to look forward to in a few years (many years, thank fuck) is an advert that says "In a few years you'll be asked to parties and holidays with people you don't know. Asked to take drugs and medicines, indulge in getting your arse wiped by a female in a nurses outfit." Kowing my luck those fucking Saga holidays wi'll pass me by too.

[johnny5]

I watched that too, and commented to Mrs5 that the perpetrators would be the other fucking kids in the advert, being portrayed as 'victims'

The fact is, kids like to pretend to grow up, get pissed, go to parties and get felt up by other kids.....

I remember being 14, at a party, under a Grand Piano in the dark using some chick as a glove puppet....most enjoyable