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Terry & June

Postby Window Licker » Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:01 pm

Dear Auntie,

All fucking day, in fact for the last few days, I've been humming the theme tune to the 80's sitcom Terry & June. Bit of a fucking surprise to me, seeing as it hasn't been on the telly since '87 and Terry Scott's been dead since '94

Could it be that I've been entered by Terry's ghost in a bizarre attempt to resurect a watchable sitcom? :idea

And yes, on a Saturday night I would rather be up the pub but it's fucking raining. Again. :cry:
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Re: Terry & June

Postby Miserable Git » Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:00 am

You're lucky I can't get Crystal Waters Gypsy Woman out of my head, la da dee, la da da :wall
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Re: Terry & June

Postby Fuck Off » Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:30 am

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Re: Terry & June

Postby Obnoxio The Clown » Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:50 am

Window Licker wrote:And yes, on a Saturday night I would rather be up the pub but it's fucking raining. Again. :cry:


Afraid of a bit of rain? ://
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Re: Terry & June

Postby Window Licker » Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:01 am

Obnoxio The Clown wrote:
Window Licker wrote:And yes, on a Saturday night I would rather be up the pub but it's fucking raining. Again. :cry:


Afraid of a bit of rain? ://


It's not so much the rain I'm afraid of, it's the headlines. "Drunken reveller mows down thirty in trip to the pub via pedestrian precinct" "it was fucking raining and I'll be fucked if I was getting my best slippers wet" the driver was quoted as saying yesterday. :oops:
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