Ey up Wankers!

[johnny5]

Er, flaccid bag of air?

What, like a 'Blimp' you mean?

Cunt

Try posting something of worth, or fuck off.

[Blimp]

Oh shit! I just found you can search all posts by user, You want to try reading some of the dross you've posted mate.

Pot, Kettle and black, my friend. Rearrange into summat

[Miserable Git]

Among the dross are some first class rants, where's yours? Until you have posted a decent rant just fuck off as sniping at long standing members doesn't count.

[johnny5]

Well?

Still nothing worth reading is there

[Blimp]

Much as I appreciate that you can't wait to read my posts, Gentlemen. I'm afraid you will just have to exercise some patience as I have better things to do than keep you lot entertained. Try masturbating to help pass the time. That's what I'd be doing.

Till then, toodle pip my virtual chums, toodle pip!

[tooth]

your no fun any more